10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.