10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves