10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.