10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Those eggs smell delicious!