10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph