10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.