10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You have to piss with the dick you have