10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "No river, no fish."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.