10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fold and live to fold again