10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fold and live to fold again
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."