10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth