10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.