10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters