10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare