10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fold and live to fold again
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)