10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks