10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is for loners.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth