10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion