10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.