10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."