10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --