10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.