10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.