10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe