10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio