10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright