10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Fold and live to fold again
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)