10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake