10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz