10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.