10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim