10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.