10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT