10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones