10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.