10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.