10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.