10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is for loners.