10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.