10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.