10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)