10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.