10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
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- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."