10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.