10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977