10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.