10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword