10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio