10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear