10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare